- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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