A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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George W. Bush

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Lololol

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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