A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Wenis Penis

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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hey justin

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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