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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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