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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

penis. nuff said.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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