Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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