- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Huh?

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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