Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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