What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Guess what What

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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