- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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