Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Donald Trump

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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