- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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