Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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