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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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