What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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