- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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