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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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