What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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