- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

gingers

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Poop

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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