- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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