- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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