Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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tim has no humor

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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