- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Pickles are powerful

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.