Wolfjob.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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