- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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