Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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