Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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9/11

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1+1=2

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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