What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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