- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

I love pissing people off :P

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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