- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Anti-jokes are funny.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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