- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

woman's lacrosse

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

the NAACP

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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