- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

i had sex.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why can't jokes spit?

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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