A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Racial Equality

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Anti Joke

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