If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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