man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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