How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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