Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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