A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How about that airline food?

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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