- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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