- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

All of these jokes are about white people

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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