- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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