- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

I like poop in my butt

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

one morning i turned on my tv

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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