- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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