A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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woman's rights

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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