i am writing this because i felt like it.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

You were born.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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