Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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