- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What's your guys names?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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