Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Anti Joke

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