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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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