- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Mogok Papiti.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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