- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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