- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Whose your daddy? Not me

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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