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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Your mam is so fat.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Loperson

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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