- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

homosexual rights to marriage

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Fine, ladies first.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

The duck didn't cross the road.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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