Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Oh, go away

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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