- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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