Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

John lazzaro likes dick

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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