What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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TOP KEK

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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KILL WHITEY

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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