- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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