- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Dyslexia ruels!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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