There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Lololol

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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