What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

drew edminstin is a rat

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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