- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trump will make America great again.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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