- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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