Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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