- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

no really what are ur names?

cancer

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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