- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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