- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A fat guy!

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