- Anti Joke

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.