- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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