Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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