What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Chris is hairy

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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