rocky is here again.......................

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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