- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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